24 July 2026
Bedford Ian has been looking at recent goings on across Bedford Borough and tells us what he thinks of it all…
Watered down
If there is one thing guaranteed to turn me, a mild-mannered Bedfordian, into a raging fury, it is watching our magnificent River Great Ouse treated as a dumping ground while local leaders respond with all the righteous anger of a wet sponge.
The sheer audacity of brushing off corporate environmental destruction as mere naughtiness isn’t just patronising; it is a direct slap in the face to every voter who expects our town’s crown jewel to be protected, not poisoned.
On the very eve of the River Festival, Mayor Tom Wootton (Conservative) managed to spark outrage by offering remarkably flippant remarks about the foul state of our waterways.
Read: Mayor criticised over flippant river pollution comments on eve of festival
But it’s not the first time he’s done it.
Back in February 2025, I highlighted how he’d described the ongoing pollution of the River Great Ouse as “naughtiness.”
Which shows that even after a year of shocking stats showing how dirty our water is, he’s still seemingly not that bothered.
Let us cut through the administrative waffle: repeatedly dumping raw sewage into a public river is not a playful childhood misdemeanour.
It is an environmental crime. Watching local government set up a Bedford Borough Water Management Alliance to gently track offenders, only to scold them like toddlers stealing biscuits, is frankly insulting.
Read: New Water Management Alliance to monitor river pollution across Bedford Borough
Meanwhile, the tireless campaigners at BedsGOVET have spent years in the trenches, doing the dirty work the council seems terrified to tackle.
They are gathering hard data, asking the brutal questions, and refusing to let corporate polluters off the hook.
Read: Don’t Lose the Ouse
But it goes further than that, and highlights a staggering hypocritical double standard.
When it comes to rail operators carving up the Bedford Borough countryside, Mayor Tom suddenly finds his voice, standing tall and roaring like a lion on behalf of Bedford Borough.
So where is that fierce, uncompromising fire when water companies treat our river like an open sewer?
It is high time the mayor found his backbone, scrapped the nursery-rhyme diplomacy, and started hammering the corporate culprits destroying our Borough’s waterways.
Simply great
Staying with the river, please allow me to address a matter of vital civic importance and regional pride.
We live in a great town, populated by great people, who enjoy a great quality of life along the banks of a truly great river.
Yet, last weekend at the River Festival, as the illuminated boats glided gracefully through the dark, the official commentator repeatedly informed the gathered crowd that we were standing beside the River Ouse.
To add insult to injury, another local publication, evidently failing to inspect the self-uploaded PR copy about the River Festival pasted onto their site, published the exact same geographic heresy.
Let us set the record straight once and for all: the River Ouse is in Yorkshire.
The river running through Bedford, our river, is the River Great Ouse.
The Thames is merely the Thames, the Amazon is just the Amazon, and even the Nile, majestic as it may be, was never granted a ‘Great’ before its name.
And I’ve brought this up before: Bedford Ian, 28 February 2025
Our stretch of water has achieved a stature that few rivers on earth can claim, so let’s have some respect for our geography and make sure our river remains unapologetically great.
Just say “no”
Isn’t it lovely when the sun is shining, the boats parade gracefully down the River Great Ouse, and even our local police officers unbutton their high-vis vests just enough to partake in some dad-dancing?
By all sensible accounts, last weekend’s Bedford River Festival was a triumph of community spirit, floating music, and genuine local joy.
That is, of course, unless you ventured anywhere near local social media groups in the days after, where the habitual grumble-chump brigade was busy holding an emergency summit on the ruinous cost of having a good time.
Watch: The River Festival is “a Bedford event,” says the Bedfordian who pulls it all together
So, let us settle this once and for all: the Bedford River Festival is entirely free.
That is a fact.
You can wander along the riverbanks, soak up hours of live music across multiple stages, marvel at street performers, and try your hand at various sports without a single penny leaving your pocket.
The only elements requiring hard currency are the fairground rides and food & drink from vendors, both of which, last time anyone checked, remain strictly optional life choices.
Nobody is enforcing a mandatory bratwurst tax along the river. You are fully permitted to pack a Tupperware container of sandwiches, a flask of tea, or something stronger, and anything else you may need to eat or drink throughout the day.
And if your offspring demand a spin on a ride that threatens your monthly mortgage payment, simply channel your inner 1980s Grange Hill cast and just say “no”.
Careful what you wish for
There is a long-standing tradition in British public life where elected officials secretly hope for a touch of quiet reverence when venturing out among the electorate.
Fortunately, and much to my amusement, the good people of Bedford seem entirely immune to such nonsense.
While editor Paul Hutchinson was interviewing the mayor and others at the What’s On hub in town today, a sharp-witted lady popped in to see what was happening across the Borough.
Spotting Mayor Tom on duty, she cheerfully called out to comment, “They’ve got you working then?”
When the Mayor offered a lighthearted sigh, replying that the role can indeed be a “tough job sometimes,” the lady didn’t hesitate for a single second before delivering four words of pure, unadulterated civic reality, “Well, you wanted it.”
To his credit, Mayor Wootton took the legendary put-down on the chin, laughing along and admitting that he had actively campaigned for the privilege.
Even so, despite the moment of innocent banter, it sounds like it was also a reminder that voters are always watching, and some have absolutely zero sympathy for public figure fatigue.
See you soon,
Bedford Ian.
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